As we see each day, another politician throws their proverbial hat in the ring, and this is fine! There can be only one winner and so while they fight each other, we will sit quietly in the background and when the smoke clears and they have literally destroyed each other, we will make our move. The couple that will remain will then have to debate me and that is when our unique platform will really come into focus. The Nation will show their appreciation for our honesty by voting us into office. My pollsters predict it will be a landslide.
I see where the Speaker of the House is already putting the wrong foot forward by trying to requisition an Army plane for her personal use.
When elected, there will be only one plane, mine! And, I will use it sparingly because in addition to reducing the "fleet" and the expenses that accompany it, every time I fly it will be at the expense of a major New York Stock exchange company, or, they will be de-listed. We are out to live up to our name and that deficit will disappear during my first term of office. Anyone wishing to "charter" Air Force 2 will have to pay for the pilot, the fuel plus a sur-charge made payable to me personally.
Watch for our train when it visits your area. there will be a loud whistle, hence the name, WHISTLESTOP" Come out and join us at our rally, mixed fruit and prunes will be served.
So, get out there and get our message out! We are on the march!!!!
We have already received signed contracts on the many staff positions we are selling- still a few positions open. Just sold the Directorship of the FBI.
It is now up to you, my friends. If you want government responsive to your wishes, one that will pocket graft but tell you about it up front, a government that will reduce and eventually eliminate the deficit, then you MUST vote as many times as you can and that vote of course must be for me.
Remember, we have bumper stickers and license plate frames available free!
Al Hoffman
Your next president
Friday, February 9, 2007
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